Week 11

When the cat's away, the mouse will play at working out. Jeremy has been at a conference all week, and I must admit I have slacked off. Slacked off...who am I kidding? I've been rather pathetic actually. I need a spin doctor to save face for this post. Hmmmmm...let's see...

• I have taken some much needed time to allow recuperation in muscle mass so the neurotransmitters from my brain will flow unimpeded by lactic acid build up. (Nah)
• Someone stole the workout equipment. (uh-uh)
• The ratio between days off is inversely proportional to the amount of exertion released on days spent exercising, thus allowing the summation of reserves to target the abdominal region in a relaxed state. (in my dreams)
• Sea world called. They needed to borrow two training harnesses for the new killer whales. (There ya go!!!)

Actually, I've given up my dreams for six-pack abs. More people go to keg parties anyway.